Showing posts with label authors. Show all posts
Showing posts with label authors. Show all posts
Monday, August 20, 2012
Tuesday, August 7, 2012
More Writing Quotes~
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Friday, July 20, 2012
Famous Author Quotes ~
CHALLENGE
Write a story or a poem based off of any picture that you find on my blog.
Then email it to thehungergamesmockingjay[at]gmail[dot]com for a chance to have it featured on this site.
When does it expire? Never
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Truman Capote
Tuesday, July 10, 2012
A school I would definitely go to.
If there was a school for writers
How to torture/kill in the saddest ways your favourite characters - with Suzanne Collins.How to be a complete troll about your plot - with Rick Riordan.
How to be the most cruel, harsh, sadistic and violent writer on Earth - with Michael Grant.
How to give your characters the most revolting and traumatic past - with J. K. Rowling.
How to ascend from a funcking fanfiction writer to a fucking best-seller writer - with Cassandra Clare.
How to have the most crazy, deep and lush metaphors (which don't need exactly to have meaning or sense) - with Tahereh Mafi.
How to have the mad and non-sense ideas to books, but make them best-sellers - with Scott Westerfeld.
How to be a boss - with Neil Gaiman.
How to make the funcking reader cry a fucking ocean in three words - with Nicholas Sparks.
How to have the best and most creative narrative of the books - with Markus Zusak.
How to write teenage stories without being disgusting - with Meg Cabot.
How to create characters so human that you believe they are real - with John Green.
How to be shit and pretend you are good - with Stephenie Meyer.
How to create the most perfect male in the whole universe and tell everyone he's not based on a real character - with Veronica Roth
How to break everyones hearts with your first book and then put the pieces back together with the second - Gayle Forman
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Saturday, July 7, 2012
More links that you'll find useful
Rules for writing fiction
Authors telling you their rules for writing fiction.
Part IPart II
Seven things that will doom your novel.
There are seven things you shouldn't do to your novel and that includes quitting, so here are ways to avoid them.
What is the difference between the prologue, introduction, and the first chapter?
A writer that has the answers to your question about beginnings.
Mistakes that you can make on the first page.
There are about thirteen mistakes that you can make on the first page alone so read the link so you can avoid them.
Monday, June 18, 2012
Authors insulting other authors
Virginia Woolf on James Joyce: [Ulysses is] the work of a queasy undergraduate scratching his pimples.
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Harold Bloom on J.K. Rowling: How to read ‘Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone’? Why, very quickly, to begin with, and perhaps also to make an end. Why read it? Presumably, if you cannot be persuaded to read anything better, Rowling will have to do.
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H. G. Wells on George Bernard Shaw: An idiot child screaming in a hospital.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson on Jane Austen: Miss Austen’s novels . . . seem to me vulgar in tone, sterile in artistic invention, imprisoned in the wretched conventions of English society, without genius, wit, or knowledge of the world.
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William Faulkner on Ernest Hemingway: He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary.
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Ernest Hemingway on William Faulkner: Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words?
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W. H. Auden on Robert Browning: I don’t think Robert Browning was very good in bed. His wife probably didn’t care for him very much. He snored and had fantasies about twelve-year-old girls.
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Mark Twain on Jane Austen: Every time I read ‘Pride and Prejudice,’ I want to dig her up and hit her over the skull with her own shin-bone.
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Truman Capote on Jack Kerouac: That's not writing, it's typing.
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